My Mom sent me this and I thought it was cute!
  It also inspired me to write one of my own!!!
  Mirror, Mirror on the Wall 
  Mirror, mirror on the wall   
Do you have to tell it all?    
Where do you get the glaring right    
To make my clothes all look too tight?    
I think I'm fine but I can see    
You won't cooperate with me;    
The way you let the shadows play    
You'd think my hair was getting gray.    
What's that, you say? A double chin?    
No, that's the way the light comes in.    
If you persist in peering so    
You'll confiscate my facial glow,    
And then if you're not hanging straight    
You'll tell me next I'm gaining weight!    
I'm really quite upset with you    
For giving this distorted view;    
I hate you being smug and wise -    
O, look what's happened to my thighs!    
I warn you now, O mirrored wall,    
Since we're not on speaking terms at all,    
If I look like this in my new jeans    
You'll find yourself in smithereens!!! 
  ~~~Author Unknown 
   
  Ode to my Scale
  Oh Scale as you sit upon my floor
  And taunt me from my bathroom door
  You make me nervous just sitting there
  As I try to stay blissfully unaware
  Of the pounds I really weigh
  and not the ones my license say
      I know that I can’t ignore you long
  To do so would just be wrong
  Because I know that you never lie
  Even though I have made you try
  By shifting and moving you around
  The perfect place has never been found
      So please my scale give me some good news
  As I have been good and exercised too
  It is time to see that needle go down
  And maybe just maybe I’ll keep you around!
   
  I seriously can’t believe I sacrificed sleep for this….
  Have a great Day!
  Suz